I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
