awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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