i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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