never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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