Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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