i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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