Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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