whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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