Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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