What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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