It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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