awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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