I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
and you fell through a lawn chair
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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