I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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