His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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