Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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