All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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