last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
