the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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