Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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