Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My balls are so social today.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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