it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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