i would punch a child for taco bell
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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