That's intense
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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