Porn is love you can see.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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