It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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