ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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