how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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