Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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