Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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