I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He felt like a one man threesome
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize