My room smells like vodka and shame
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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