Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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