these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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