How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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