Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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