She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
organizing the empties. That sober.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Randomize
