Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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