Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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