Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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