Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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