wakey wakey hands off snakey
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
do herpes really smell.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Never underestimate the power of titties
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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