C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
my poor anus
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
