No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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