forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You coming home soon, man?
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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