you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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