we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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