I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
ugly people sure do ruin things
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times