drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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