At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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