1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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