We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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