So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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