and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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